Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me About the “Sucker” Fashion?

 
 

I am shocked and appalled that I found out about this on my own. How do we live in a world in which this isn’t the number one priority of news stations across the nation? I am disappointed to say the least, and honestly offended that President Trump hasn’t formally addressed this as one of the defining moments in American history.

I am of course talking about the fashion in the Jonas Brothers “Sucker” video. Obviously the Jonas Brothers have made a music AND fashion comeback, but to be frank it is their wives that outshine them in this new video. The women are dressed in extravagant and colorful masterpieces that make me weep tears of jealousy and admiration.

If you haven’t seen the video yet, behold:

To be fair not only do the women and all of the J-bros look amazing in these legendary looks, but the video itself is just extremely well done. It is so bright and weird, it made me so happy. After watching the video for the first time, I watched it again a second time and paused it about every five seconds to screenshot the outfits, so I could have photos on my phone for reference. Here are some of my favorite looks (although I genuinely fell deeply in love with every look).

 
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I tried to research the fashion in the video and from what I found, pretty much any one outfit in this video would cost you the same amount of money or more than a Honda Civic. For some reference, this dress (below) Priyanka Chopra wears in the video (for about 7 seconds total) was made by the designer Elie Saab who once created a wedding dress worth $300,000.

 
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I honestly would watch a full length 90 minute movie version of this music video just so I could have longer shots of these outfits. In fact, I’d like that to happen, please.

All in all I’m happy this was created and deeply saddened that i will never rock one of these looks.