BUT HAVE YOU SEEN SLASH'S INSTA?
If you haven't, check it out here.
Slash’s Instagram has quickly become one of my favorites. I was actually shocked when I found out that he had an Instagram at all, but am so so glad that I did discover it. Most of his posts involve gore and/or soft core pornographic imagery. BUT, buried within all of those posts are some absolute gems. And by gem I mean bizarre, completely random, and utterly fascinating. Here I will delve into some of my favorite of those posts. Some of these are definitely NSFW. I hope you enjoy:
WOMAN BEING CHOMPED ON BY GATOR
I’ll start out with a very typical Slash post: naked lady and gore. I also included in this post his caption, which is iiii];)’ and which is the caption for like 90% of his posts. for a long time I had no idea what this meant. Now I realize it is a Slash icon (top hat and winky face). He’s so clever! I love him.
Slash posted this for International Women’s day! Awww!! He loves females AND animals.
MICKEY AND MINNIE
This is one of Slash’s only non-gore, non-porno, non-rock posts and it stands out from the rest of his content for that. I know he has a new-ish gf so maybe this is an ode to her and their cozy nights in? I can’t imagine Slash eating popcorn on a couch watching a movie. Also, I am firmly team Perla. Look it up if you don’t know.
BETTY WHITE WITH FERRET
At first I thought this had to be Slash’s most rando post to date, but after further investigation I found out it actually makes a lot of sense. Slash and Betty White (both huge supporters of the LA Zoo) teamed up to do some commercials for the Zoo a while back. The pictures of them together are amazing and I love them. Favorite unlikely famous couple five sure.
MONA LISA NIP SLIP
I just found this post hilarious BECAUSE when I saw it I imagined Slash coming across it and chuckling to himself enough that he decided to upload it to instagram.
Ew and also, why? This is why I love this insta though, you never know what you’re gonna get but you know it’ll be weird as hell.
I actually just love this photo. I know that Slash is a huge snake fan and owns tons of them himself. I love that this one is on a leash and wonder if Slash takes his snakes on walks on leashes.
BITCHIN' TURKEY COWGIRL
I will end with this because it’s just funny. I wonder what Slash googled on Turkey Day to find this gem. I wonder where he finds all his content.